UFO Pink Tank (I Kill Me!)

So, like... what do the people who don't believe that disclosure will happen on the 27th, get if it doesn't happen? I mean, we would most certainly deserve something, since those of us interested in UFOs have to weed through that crap on a near-daily basis just to find something of relative interest. Not that disclosure wouldn't be interesting, but considering the sources, I won't be purchasing a ticket to Florida, anytime soon.

I've always wanted a motorcycle. Make it an Indian cruiser with a pink tank, please.