Rayguns: Practical Applicatons

As sick as I am hearing about Roswell, I think I’m more sick of people talking about how sick they are of hearing about Roswell.

And of mysterious alien technologies, too.

There’s a lot of people swearing by extra terrestrial technologies that could be made available to humanity that would cure cancer, solve our energy problems, and cleanup the BP oil spill. Boy, ‘those aliens, sure do have everything, don’t they!

“Commander Zorlagh, it looks like those neurotic ape-people have fucked up the ocean again. Better pull out the ol' OS Raygun.”

Jeff Peckman, the godfather of Metatron Technology and the Extra Terrestrial Affairs Commission, has told the Denver Daily News that if we made contact with ET, they could fix that big BP mess right up:

“More recent messages coming from this direction or that direction have affirmed that there are such technologies in existence that could be made available to us once there is open contact, acknowledgment and diplomatic relations with these advanced extraterrestrial cultures."

What directions is he talking about? And I’d love to know who confirmed the existence of the BP Ray (or at least the technology that could clean it all up). Diplomatic relations with aliens -- same old ExoBS.

So, let me get this straight: ‘inside’ sources are in contact with, and have been told by an extra terrestrial civilization(s) that they (the ETs) can clean up the Gulf, but only if diplomatic relations are in place between Earth governments and their civilization -- otherwise, it’s tough shit for humanity!

That's rather harsh.

“*cough*We can make this all go away...
                                      ...if you just give in, Earthling *cough*.”

Me thinks someone is piggy-backing the crisis and hoping the current disgust and outrage brought on by the disaster will help push a few voter pens in the direction of the ETAC ballot check-box: “I don’t believe in no god or googly-eyed spacemen, but by god, it's worth a shot!”

Can we stop banking on extra-terran involvement to save our sorry asses? 

Please?

In other news -- well,  not a whole Hell of a lot has been worthy of noting and I’ve not had a lot to say in regards to UFOlogy. I’m not disinterested, I’m just preoccupied. Summer is upon me and my coping mechanisms for heat and sunlight are scant, at best. Still, I’ve been a relatively busy little beaver.

I’ve been watching a lot of documentaries and reading a lot of stuff on physics (one of my favorite subjects), as well as dabbling in areas of consciousness. Right now, I’m high on quantum entanglement theories and how QE might be a decent explanation for synchronicity, as well as a number of ‘paranormal’ events. Something more solid than simply resigning one’s self to the ideas of giant spaghetti monsters and whatnot.

These aren't really new interests, just recurring ones. Consciousness and perception have been the thoughts du jour recently because of a certain strangenesses that has been more aggressive in my life these last few months. In short, there is something in my house. There always has been, but whatever it is has become more ‘vocal’ lately. As a result, I've been pondering about why it is only sometimes here, what brings it into a more tangible light, and what that might imply about our ideas of reality which are based on the limited visual and audio spectrum granted to most of us.

I’ve reached no conclusions (about anything), but I did have a brief moment of semi-satisfaction not long ago. I suspect my friends think I’m totally nuts -- especially when it comes to the realms of high-strangeness, but an incident involving one of those friends, a garbage can lid, the basement, and my studio, while I was away from home a few weekends ago, has possibly helped my case.

But this isn't the site for that story, so I’ll probably post something about it on Women of Esoterica in the next week or two.

That is all.