Denver Discs & Fruity Loops

As most of you have probably heard, J-Peck's Extraterrestrial Affairs Commission ballot failed with only 15% of the vote. I know some of you are shocked - shocked - that the measure failed. After all, with this kind of logic, how could it possibly have received so little support:

"It [the Extraterrestrial Affairs Commission] is important because if you're driving down the highway and you saw a crash of a small spaceship and a car or a bus full of kids, you really wouldn't know what to do," Peckman told the Rocky Mountain News. "Do you wait for the hazardous materials experts to show up because of potential contaminants from another solar system? What do you do? People really don't know."

Apparently, the citizens of Denver are not so easily swayed by the slick rhythms and drum loops of Pink UFO.

But Jeff isn't licked just yet! He argues that the initiative was tossed in with another measure, No on Number:

"Initiative 300 was lumped together with the Democrats' 'No on Numbers' campaign against amendments 60, 61 and 62, which all got within a percentage point or two of what Initiative 300 got."

He further added that:

"...the ones who said they voted 'no' gave one of two reasons -- either because they thought it was going to cost taxpayers money, which it wasn't, and because they were voting 'no' on the numbers, like the Denver Democrats said."

So, possible legal action is now a consideration for the Metatron Tech guru. I guess the risk of a crashed disc and a buss-load of kids is just too great to be dismissed! If it were my kids (I mean, if I like had children and shit), I'd certainly want an Extraterrestrial Affairs commission on the scene handling 'contaminant from another solar system', and not something like the EPA.

To echo Jef Otte of Denver Westword Blogs, please let this guy stop making rap videos.


Credit: Denver Westword Blogs & Live Science