I’m Sick of Floating Cows

Having about had it with the overabundance of reports regarding Argentinian Cow Abduction and Moscow Motherships, this article from Manolith made me laugh:

Dear God, There’s a UFO in Moscow That Will Kill Us All

They say it’s a cloud formation, but clearly CLOUDS won’t kill us all. And they’ve never seen Independence Day. Oh, god, my heart is palpitating. Somebody breathe into my mouth, gently.

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